Stained

For the life of me I cannot figure out how my 6 year old boy gets so darn dirty.  After scrubbing stains out of clothing for the last 30 minutes just to have to wash (and possibly re-wash), dry, and then fold them, I am amazed at how much stuff collects on Tanner's shirts.  Not only is there yogurt, PB & J, chocolate, and marker, but there are also signs of Sharpie, chalk, grease, toothpaste, and some other un-nameable substance.  Smells like rubber cement so I'm not entirely sure what it is.  They don't use that stuff in school anymore, do they?

Anyway, since there is no possible way he made all of that mess himself (though he did leave the house one morning with syrup, water, and toothpaste on his shirt ...), I'm convinced that he not only wipes his own face with his shirt, but his friends must also use his shirt as a napkin.

Or tissue.

Ewww.  I hope that's not what the un-nameable substance is ...

Oh, the joys of having boys!